10 Reasons Why I Hate Kotone Soul

So- Lance said this might help me out, writting my feelings onto paper and all that crap.

Honestly? I don't know what drove me to actually do this, but I guess this woman drives me to that length.

Here goes:

10 Reasons Why I Hate Kotone Soul

Yup, that's a good way to start. If there's any feeling that I would want to write down, it'd have to be this.


Number 10: I hate her voice.


I mean, is anyone even allowed to have such a high- pitched voice? It screeches through the entire area and it can be distinguished ANYWHERE in Johto. Sometimes, she even sounds like a Chatot that's being strangled!

YET- it can sound so smooth and savvy. I mean, SERIOUSLY! What gives?!

Not that I find her voice smooth or anything- it's just that the way it changes is so annoying. I could never find it smooth... I mean, I'd have to be crazy -or something.


Number 9: I hate the way she smells.


Seriously, she smells like a field of flowers! Not that I sniff her frequently or anything, it's just irritating that it fills the whole room... Only weak people smell like that.

Yeah! That's why I hate it.

Because it's weak.

I don't like that delicious- I- I mean, disgusting stench at all.


Number 8: I hate that she's so dense.


Okay, get this: Today, this random asshole drops his wallet in front of her- just to watch her pick it up- and she does it!

She fucking does it!

How defenseless can someone be?!

I've had to punch three people in the face today!

Look at what she makes me do! She makes me punch people!


Number 7: I hate how she's always full of energy.


Don't even get me started on this. I swear this woman can run three marathons back- to- back.

Whether it's in the morning, afternoon, evening or dead night, she's always fucking hyper.

If your gloomy or something, she just perks you up... not that I am gloomy or anything! That would just be weak...


Number 6: I hate it when she cries.


Her faces just gets all wet and puffy, then she just starts crying even harder, then she starts hiccoughing...

Not that it makes my heart lurch and wrench in despair or anything...


Number 5: I hate that she's so clingy.


This woman is like a Swalot with the Sticky Hold ability. She squeals, glomps you to the ground and holds onto to you for dear life.

I mean, she doesn't even notice how... um... uncomfortable it makes me feel.

When I say 'uncomfortable', I don't mean like she makes my hormones rage or anything- hell no.


Number 4: I hate her stupid nicknames.


Whenever she gets a chance, she calls me these stupid and not to mention, weak nicknames. Idiotic things like:

"Silvy Wilvy~" or "Silvy- poo~".

Gah! It's horrifying.


Number 3: I hate the way she looks.


Her skin is too pale. Her eyes are too big- too innocent. Her hair is so soft and smooth. Her lips are pink and glossy.

Her smile is wide, it's warm and sweet.

It's so heart- clenching that it makes me want to throw up. No joke, whenever I see her- my heart feels like it's about to bounce from my chest, there is this churning sensation in my stomach, I can't breathe properly... it's a world full of problems, I tell you!


Number 2: I hate her personality.


She's too compassionate. She cares way too much for her own good. She's too friendly. She's too thoughtful. She's too optimistic. She acts like a complete child. She's so goddamn oblivious. She's super persistent.

Some people would consider this pretty neat, but it's not.

It's amaz- I mean, antagonizing. Yup, that's what it is.


Number 1: I hate how much I love her.


Okay. I just realized that these aren't reasons to hate her at all. Her voice is so silky and she smells so good. I get angry as hell when she's with other men because it makes me feel replaced.

I love it when she hugs me because I can feel her warmth, because it let's me know she's alive, she's real, and I'm not just dreaming.

She can call me whatever names she'd like, I don't give a damn if it's embarrassing or not.

She too fucking beautiful and she looks like an angel.

She notices whatever negativity I have and she throws it out the window. She sits next to be when I'm depressed and tries to make me laugh by making these weird faces.

Her smile is so fucking pure that I can feel myself melt when I see it.

I am fucking in love with that crazy woman, and I fell so hard that my whole body hurts.

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"Hah! 'Reasons Why I Hate Kotone Soul'? Shouldn't it be 'Reasons Why I Love Kotone Soul'?" Lance laughed heartily as he read the piece of paper.

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Okay, she made me punch four people in the face today.



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